What do you mean I can't exchange my husband?
One of our clients called regarding an exchange on some rental property she and her husband owned, and during our conversation she asked me if it was possible to keep the property and exchange her husband instead. I contemplated how great it would be if that were possible. After we hung up I started thinking about the other day when I was eating dinner with my husband and he somehow kept missing his mouth. At first I thought something must be wrong with him because I don’t recall him ever missing his mouth before. Then there was the conversation about the few extra pounds he had gained. So I was thinking how great it would be if I could simply exchange him for a lighter, richer, younger model, He just looked at me and said “only if I can do an exchange going out of you and into two half your age" It’s so cute isn’t it how they think they are so funny sometimes? But then after some careful consideration we both decided it wasn’t each other we should be exchanging it was the children, yes it was definitely the children, we needed to exchange out of the children we now have and acquire just 1 who didn’t wreck the family vehicles, didn’t think the world revolved around only them and didn’t borrow money every other day. Yes when that can be done someone needs to call us right away we’ll be ready…
